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Update from LO-LO Keys. No? Not a good nickname? Fine you bloody ingrates—I WROTE A NEW BOOK

I’ll get to it but first let me give you ear blisters. (waves hand at new updated banner) I came out of my leaky basement for a quick bloggy blog. No, I haven’t been down there finishing a masterpiece, but … Continue reading

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Unfortunately we have to decline your story “Dark and Dreary”… !!!!!My release is out!!!!!

One of my first in depth declinations, I was told that my story was depressing and why would I think they’d want to publish that type of thing in their magazine? This press is known for dark stories, but I … Continue reading

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If you want to have “the time of your life” watch Dirty Dancing… Also avoid becoming a writer

Suuuuuuuure, B Writing is fun! For like FIVE minutes. But after some time on a novel, like real time and not a monthish period of excited word vomit where you splurge your every thought into 200 pages like you have … Continue reading

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