Don’t be stupid. Write what you know: My new release!

So. Yes. I finally have something to offer (soonish). I know, I know you were all comfy with the fact that I had absolutely nothing to sell and guess what? I still don’t!

That’s right folks. Don’t be a punk, step right up to the fantastical, magical, inescapable madhouse that is my mind. Unhinged goes on free download in just over a month.

January 2014 is the hopeful release date and pending any major drunkenness or screw ups on my editor’s part… Ok fine, on my part, it’s gonna be available then.

But what is it you ask.

Can’t you read? It says it right on the front! A twisted collection of short stories as follows:

Snowed
Hush now Jeremy Boggs
Rainbow
Violent Delights

(takes deep breath for blurb)

A journey through claustrophobic withdrawals mountain side, a ghost of fathers past scraping across the linoleum floor urging those oh so lovely urges. The mad surgeon’s victimless victims and a Prom Queen with a sweet tooth. Their plea for humanity, or loss of it, is scrum-dill-eeumtious. (you can quote me on that)

See. I was told to write what I know.

And you should too.

L